Our menu.
COCKTAILS
MAI TAI no. 7 14
our newest iteration of Trader Vic's mythical Tiki tipple, mixed up with 3 Jamaican rums, 2 orange liqueurs, almond orgeat, & lime
PANDAN PAINKILLER 14
popular tropical from the Soggy Dollar Bar, featuring the requisite rums, pineapple, coconut, & orange, alongside Genepy & pandan leaf extract
DARKER STORMIER 12
legendary rum cooler, improved here with fresh ginger & blackstrap rum
SINGAPORE SLING 12
a rare gin-based exotic cocktail, shaken with mysterious liqueurs, cherry, pineapple, & grenadine
CORUBA LIBRE 12
a rum & coke and then some with peanut washed Coruba Jamaican rum, Demerara 151 rum, lime, & Mexican Coke
LITTLE RAZZ-CAL 14
a smooth sipper of raspberry infused mezcal, tequila, Velvet Falernum, & lime
MW JUNGLE BIRD 13
our reworked take on this 70's Tiki classic boasts Demerara & blackstrap rums, Pineapple Magic, Campari, & lime
GUCCI MARGARITA 14
because 'Cadillac' was already taken. Go bold with Casamigos tequila, Grand Marnier, agave nectar, & lime
SUN OF A BEACH 11
a sexy sunrise comprised of aged rums & tropical fruits. On tap!
HIBISCUS GIN & TONIC 10
the ingredients are in the title
HIJINX & SHENANIGANS
FOXTROT TODDY
Served hot w/ bourbon or dark rum, chamomile, honey, lemon, mint
PB&J TEQUILA
house-made, sweet & spicy & boozy
SPICY RICKEL-BACK
jalapeño infused pickle juice rescues a tequila shot
KENTUCKY 69
French 75 meets Boilermaker, with Old Forester & High Life
ICE BERG
an Underberg and a Smirnoff Ice walk into a bar. Invented here August 2022
SHIFTY
an Underberg and a Little Kings walk into a bar.
TAMARIND WHISKEY SOUR
a house specialty before there was a house
BRASS MONKEY
that funky monkey
VERDITA
house mix of pineapple, cilantro, mint, & jalapeño, alongside tequila
FREEZER AISLE
FREEZER MARTINI 12
Batched dry with Tanqueray Gin, Dolin Dry Vermouth, & Orange Bitters
DIRTY FREEZER MARTINI 13
The above, compounded with house Castelvetrano olive brine
NOAH'S GIBSON 14
Martini of Szechuan peppercorn Roku gin, Cocchi Americano, cocktail onion
shot of LINIE AQUAVIT 7
Norwegian spirit aged at sea, with notes of Caraway, Star Anise, & Sherry
APEROL BLITZ 13
Our famous slushie blends the titular aperitif with rums, strawberry, passionfruit, and grapefruit Note: may cause brain freeze Also note: we will switch this out occasionally for something wild if we're feeling, um, wild...
SHOTS
$6
LITTLE BIRDIE
All booze Jungle Bird shot
$6
$5
CHILLED ANGOSTURA BITTERS
Yes we did!
$5
$3
CHILLED MALÖRT SHOT
No they didn't!
$3
$7
BANGO!
Chilled Angostura shot & Red Bull
$7
$6
HARD START
Fernet Branca + Branca Menta
$6
$6
M&M
Mezcal + Montenegro
$6
$5
BALORT
Banana Liqueur + Malört
$5
$5
PINE-APEROL
Pineapple Rum + Aperol
$5
$6
SMOKE & CHOKE
Cynar + Mezcal
$6
$5
FERNANAS
Fernet Branca + Banana Liqueur
$5
ON TAP (PINT/PITCHER)
$3
/
$10
PABST BLUE RIBBON
$3
/
$10
$3
/
$10
MILLER LITE
$3
/
$10
$6
/
$22
ATRIUM KÖLSCH
$6
/
$22
ROTATING SOUR depends
$6
/
$22
BELL'S 2❤️'ed
$6
/
$22
BOTTLES & CANS
$4
BUDWEISER
$4
$4
BUD LIGHT
$4
$4
MICHELOB ULTRA
$4
$4
COORS BANQUET
$4
$4
COORS LIGHT
$4
$3
MILLER HIGH LIFE
$3
$3
OLD STYLE
$3
$4
OLDE ENGLISH
$4
$6
WHITE CLAW
$6
$6
HIGH NOON
$6
$7
STIEGL RADLER TALL BOY
$7
$6
RHINEGEIST BUBBLES
$6
$6
BLAKE'S CIDER
$6
$3
LITTLE KINGS
$3
$5
PILSNER URQUELL
$5
$5
RED STRIPE
$5
$4
HEINEKEN
$4
$4
BLUE MOON
$4
$6
WEIHENSTEPHANER HEFE
$6
$4
MODELO
$4
$4
FOUNDERS ALL DAY IPA
$4
$6
3FLOYDS (ROTATING)
$6
$6
GUINNESS
$6
$4
SMIRNOFF ICE
$4
$4
BUD ZERO N/A
$4
$5
ATHLETIC N/A
$5
$5
ELIXIR KOMBUCHA
$5
$4
RED BULL
$4
RUM REGISTER
AVAILABLE in 1 or 2 OZ POURS or as a DAIQUIRI
ANGOSTURA 5 YEAR-OLD
Trinidad & Tobago, 40% abv
light blend, aged in bourbon casks, with notes of chocolate, spice, vanilla, oak, tropical fruit
APPLETON ESTATE SIGNATURE BLEND
Jamaica, 40% abv
lightly aged blend of pot & column still. Fruit forward, dried apricots, peach, molasses
APPLETON ESTATE 12 YEAR-OLD RARE CASKS
Jamaica, 43% abv
blend of pot & column still, aged for 12 years. Toasted oak, dried fruit, hazelnut, cocoa, molasses, orange peel
BACARDI COCONUT
Puerto Rico, 35% abv
white rum flavored with coconut
BACARDI SUPERIOR
Puerto Rico, 40% abv
white rum, aged in oak. Almonds, fruit, vanilla, apricot
BANKS 5 ISLAND
Trinidad, Jamaica, Guyana, Barbados, Java, 43% abv
charcoal filtered white rum, pot & column still blend of 121 rums. Notes of funk, molasses, earth, fruit
(RHUM)BARBANCOURT 5 STAR 8 YEAR-OLD
Haiti, 43% abv
pure sugarcane rhum, aged 8 years in French oak, with notes of honey, green apple, praline, toffee, white pepper, citrus, vanilla
CAPTAIN MORGAN SPICED RUM
US Virgin Islands, 35% abv
baking spice, caramel, vanilla
CLAIRIN COMMUNAL
Jamaica, 40% abv
blend of 4 rums distilled from sugarcane juice, with notes of cane, apples, oranges, unripe bananas, candied fruit, caramel
CLEMENT RHUM AGRICOLE BLANC
Martinique, 40% abv
white rhum agricole distilled from sugarcane juice, with notes of black tea, fresh cut grass, green beans, sweet, vegetal
CLEMENT VSOP RHUM VIEUX
Martinique, 40% abv
rhum agricole, aged 4 years in oak. Notes of mocha, cocoa, toffee, vanilla, wood, toasted coconut
CORUBA JAMAICAN RUM
Jamaica, 40% abv
blend of pot & column still, barrel aged. Notes of molasses, cocoa, & caramel
CRUZAN AGED DARK
US Virgin Islands, 40% abv
blend, aged 2-4 years in oak. Notes of oak, honey, vanilla, caramel
CRUZAN BLACKSTRAP
US Virgin Islands, 40% abv
aged dark blend, flavored with molasses. Notes of molasses, ginger snaps, licorice
DIPLOMATICO PLANAS
Venezuela, 47% abv
aged white rum, with notes of tropical fruit, coconut, and coffee
DIPLOMATICO RESERVA EXCLUSIVA
Venezuela, 40% abv
blend, aged in oak for up to 12 years. Notes of toffee, orange peel, oak, vanilla
EL DORADO 3 YEAR-OLD
Guyana, 40% abv
aged white, with notes of citrus, vanilla, chocolate, raisin, coconut
EL DORADO 12 YEAR-OLD
Guyana, 40% abv
column & pot still blend, aged 12 years in bourbon casks. Notes of tropical fruit, honey, spice, orange peel
FLOR DE CANA 4
Nicaragua, 40% abv
aged 4 years in oak, with notes of vanilla, coconut, wood
FOURSQUARE PROBITAS
Barbados & Jamaica, 47% abv
white rum, blend of aged & unaged pot & column still. Notes of vanilla, citrus peel, molasses, banana
GOSLINGS BLACK SEAL
Bermuda, 40% abv
blend of pot distilled, aged 3-6 years in bourbon barrels. Notes of fruitcake, herbs, spice, banana, vanilla, orange, clove
HAMILTON 86
Guyana, 43% abv
aged Demerara rum, with notes of ripe figs, dried tobacco, roasted nuts, ginger bread, oak
HAMILTON BEACHBUM BERRY'S ZOMBIE BLEND
Caribbean Islands, 59% abv
aged blend, with notes of banana, clove, baking spice, brown sugar
HAMILTON FLORIDA RUM SOCIETY
Caribbean Islands, 45% abv
blend of cask strength aged Jamaican & high proof Guyanese. Notes of coffee, caramel, banana, Jamaican funk
HAMILTON JAMAICAN POT STILL BLACK
Worthy Park Estate, Jamaica, 46.5% abv
pot still, aged 5 years, with notes of over-ripe bananas, spice, sugar cane, fruit
HAMILTON JAMAICAN POT STILL GOLD
Worthy Park Estate, Jamaica, 46.5% abv
blend of light & heavy pot-still, with noted of funky esters, molasses, caramel, banana, over-ripe fruit
HAMPDEN ESTATE 8 YEAR-OLD
Trelawny-Jamaica, 46% abv
single pot-still Jamaican, aged 8 years, with high esters and notes of caramel, apple, smoke
LA FAVORITE COEUR DE CANNE BLANC
Martinique, 50% abv
rhum agricole blanc, with notes of grass, funk, peach, apple, banana, raspberry, orange
LEMONHART 151
Guyana, 75.5% abv
blended & aged overproof Demerara. Notes of brown sugar, dark fruit, caramel
MOUNT GAY ECLIPSE
Barbados, 40% abv
aged column & pot still, with notes of vanilla, banana, fruit, oak
MYERS'S ORIGINAL DARK
Jamaica, 40% abv
blend of pot still, aged in bourbon barrels for minimum 5 years. Notes of caramel, tobacco, honey, chocolate, raisin, fig
LA FAVORITE COEUR DE CANNE BLANC
Martinique, 50% abv
rhum agricole blanc, with notes of grass, funk, peach, apple, banana, raspberry, orange
PLANTATION 3 STARS
Barbados, Trinidad, Jamaica, 41.2%
white blend of aged & unaged, with notes of biscuit, egg cream, honey, grass
PLANTATION O.F.T.D. (OLD FASHIONED TRADITIONAL DARK)
Guyana, Jamaica, Barbados, 69% abv
pot & column still blend, with notes of caramel, chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon, raisin, nutmeg
PLANTATION ORIGINAL DARK
Barbados, Jamaica, 40% abv
double aged blend of pot & column still. Notes of black pepper, clove, cinnamon, raisin, pineapple, spice
PLANTATION STIGGINS'S FANCY PINEAPPLE
Barbados, Trinidad, Jamaica, 40% abv
blend of Plantation original and 3 star, infused with pineapples. Notes of tropical fruit, cloves, citrus peel, smoke
PUSSER'S ORIGINAL ADMIRALTY RUM (blue label)
Trinidad, 42% abv
column & pot still blend, aged in bourbon barrels. Notes of Demerara sugar, molasses, dried fruit, island spices, caramel
(THE) REAL MCCOY 3 YEAR-OLD
Barbados, 40% abv
column & pot still, aged 3 years in bourbon barrels. Notes of citrus, floral, oak, vanilla, butter, coconut, marzipan
(THE) REAL MCCOY 5 YEAR-OLD
Barbados, 40%abv
column & pot still, aged 5 years in bourbon barrels. Notes of oak, dried fruit, almond, cinnamon, toasted coconut, tobacco
SAILOR JERRY SPICED RUM
US Virgin Islands, 46% abv
notes of vanilla, toffee, cinnamon, nutmeg
SANTA TERESA 1796
Venezuela, 40% abv
blend, aged with Solera method. Notes of vanilla, butterscotch, molasses, chocolate, vanilla, caramel
SMITH & CROSS
Jamaica, 57% abv
pot still Jamaican, with notes of banana, exotic fruits, earth, spice
TWO JAMES DOCTOR BIRD JAMAICAN
Jamaica, 50% abv
pot still blend, aged in Moscatel casks. Notes of tropical fruit, spice, Jamaican funk
WRAY & NEPHEW
Jamaica, 63% abv
pot & column still, overproof white. Notes of pineapple, over-ripe banana, molasses, chocolate